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Vol. IWeek of November 2, 2026Price: One Carrot
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Every story the barn has printed, newest first. The Gazette comes out Fridays: one from Cow, one from Moose, and Footnote's Fact Check.

Vol. I, No. 1 · Friday, November 6, 2026

Thursday, October 29, 2026MooseBrew Crew, Big Crown: A Hockey Bear Tips His Cap to Milwaukee
The Brewers win their first World Series, 4-1 over Tampa Bay, and a bear in black and gold takes his cap off.
Thursday, October 29, 2026CowWhere Did Every Dollar Go? The $70 Million Ocean Plan
Fisheries and Oceans got $70 million for marine spatial planning. The environment commissioner asked where it went. The department couldn't say.
Thursday, October 29, 2026CowReceipts of the Week #1: In-Flight Catering
National Defence reported $962,633.24 in catering on the Prime Minister's flights across 14 trips. That's the whole plane.
Wednesday, October 28, 2026MooseAsk Out, Get Booed Out: Brady's Homecoming Was Ottawa's Best Night in Years
Ninety seconds of boos, a 5-1 final, and one bear asking who handed the man the steering wheel.