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The Den · Moose's Corner of the Barn

Moose pointing mid-rant

Yes, I'm a bear. Yes, my name is Moose. We've all made our peace with it.

I host sports talk from my den: hockey first, then whatever the rest of the sports world is screwing up this week. I bring the opinion, and I bring the numbers to back it up. In my own mind, I am hilarious.

Moose follows the play backward. When everyone is yelling at the last guy who touched the puck, Moose is asking who drew up the play, who skipped practice, and who built the rink on a slope.

"This is Moose, from the den. Stay hungry. Stay black and gold."

His video posts Wednesdays. His column runs in Friday's Gazette.

Moose's Stories

The Den · Sports · Moose

Ask Out, Get Booed Out: Brady's Homecoming Was Ottawa's Best Night in Years

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

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Ninety seconds of boos, a 5-1 final, and one bear asking who handed the man the steering wheel.

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The Den · Sports · Moose

Brew Crew, Big Crown: A Hockey Bear Tips His Cap to Milwaukee

Thursday, October 29, 2026

The Brewers win their first World Series, 4-1 over Tampa Bay, and a bear in black and gold takes his cap off.

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